Fun times have I, when I wake my son up to use the bathroom before I turn in for the night.
A couple of episodes to note:
After tinkling in the toitey I asked my son where he was going as he headed into the kitchen instead of back into bed. He said that he was going to eat breakfast and then get ready for school. I couldn't help but giggle.
Another episode was when I told him to make sure to wash his hands when he was done. I always listen to make sure he's doing what I'm telling him to do. Especially since sometimes he's not awake through the nightly ritual. After hearing the toilet flush I hear him in there brushing his teeth. I knocked on the door and asked why he was brushing his teeth. He said he got confused when I told him to, "wash your hands."